boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
chellestation: squigglydigg: I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ACTUAL OWL SITING INSIDE A DRAGON FRUIT SKIN UNTIL I READ THE THING AT THE TOP I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IT IS A FUCKING CARVING FUCK YOU
territorialcreep: itseasytoremember: whythefuckareyouromeo: 0ver-doze: omg they are so offended if you lick them back.  Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs. i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever. I have reblogged this like ten times
two sides of me:
  • motivated half: COME ON GET OFF YO' ASS GO DO 129874 SQUATS AND CRUNCHES AND GO RUNNING AND PREPARE ALL THE HEALTHY MEALS THEN DO 8 HOURS OF REVISION
  • unmotivated half: can u not

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bonefield: I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
xdioxcide: THE METAL

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